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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Tierische Liebe


My first thought when i picked up this movie was,
"Jesus Christ why is there bestiality porn on the library shelf?" Well the back of the DVD was pretty vague and said it only ran for about 70 minutes. Like the unsuspecting family wandering into rabid bear infested wood I sat down to watch what can only be described as art. Not oh wow that's so pretty art or oh man this person is so talented art. I was blasted with the strangest scariest depressing Europeans ever seen on film. Oh yes its called animal love but its true focus is the bizarre relationships that form around these very lonely pet owners. Remember when I said this thing clocked in at 70 minutes? That was a blatant lie it dragged and I mean dragged on for a little over 2 hours. I swear to god towards the end you are staring into flashing lights while some Austrian woman and her dog stare back at you. A total mind fuck pushing the limits of film and sanity I have to recommend this for the singularly unique spiral into dementia. This was my first Ulrich Seidl film and I look forward to the next.

Shock film fan: 8/10
Everyone else: ?

4 comments:

  1. David,

    Your mother reads your blog. Clean up your language.

    Love,

    Your Nancy Regan impersonating sister

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  2. I heard mom swear I learned it from her

    Love,

    Your Bernard Sanders fanboy brother

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  3. YOU DID NOT!

    Love,
    Joan Crawford

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  4. oh man... smack talking yo'own mama???

    I learned rap-speak livin in the ATL

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